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Jan 10ยทedited Jan 10Liked by Karl Gallagher

At "two or three inches" I immediately thought Faraday Cage Whole-Body Condom, and got the giggles over The Naked Gun with crinkling aluminum foil. Curse you!

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If both the the HIV scare & the attempted Monkeypox panic were any indication we'll be safe from the nookie chips. If nothing else, all the sex-traffickers would put the kibosh on it.

No, it'd have to be something like the cosplay PPE that the little people will cling to, and the would-be aristos can swan about ignoring.

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Jan 10Liked by Karl Gallagher

Aristillus? Cool! I always like a good allusion, and yours are regularly good.

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Snort... I'm not the only one thinking Faraday Cage...

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Jan 11Liked by Karl Gallagher

Oh yeah!

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